Tuesday, February 10, 2015

I Am Samp I Am

<------self portrait of me by anonymous artist (me)

I've never blogged before. I have no idea what to say or how this works, but I guess I'll start out with my name and some facts about who me is.

When you say my name out loud, it sounds like "Sampson" but it's actually spelled S-A-M-P-S-O-N. I'm somewhere in between the ages of 12 and 34. I really enjoy people, places, and many other things that start with a p. I live in and for the Republic of Texas. I love and and will live in no other state ever for the rest of my life.

I'm moving to Chicago later this year to pursue a world of artistic things and a long list of unrealistic dreams. I have many opinions of different sorts, one of them being "blogging is for very very bored people who don't have real jobs." I don't have a real job but I somehow still manage do things such as playing music, drawing pictures, and drinking the occasional glass of water. I'm not fat and I need no one's compliments to affirm myself. My mother whom I live with tells me I'm the "perfect size" and that my hair looks "cool always." My girlfriend says I'm good with kids and I've been told I resemble someone in a movie. 

If you don't know me as well as your own father after reading this, you may want to teach yourself how to read again, because I just poured my soul out to you, internet people. Go with God and remember to wash your hands regularly. The world is a dirty place, friends. 

Peace